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“And folks, let’s be honest. Sturgeon was an optimist. Way more than 90% of code is crap.” ~ Al Viro

Character Statistics

Name: Natalie Spencer
Level: 26
Gender: Female
Class: Technomage
Occupation: Pharmacy Student

Combat Statistics

STR: 08
DEX: 15
CON: 10
INT: 18
WIS: 06
CHA: 03
SAN: 02


Hi my name is Natalie and I’m a 26 year old Pharmacy student based out of Michigan. When I’m not reading up on the latest and greatest pharmaceuticals I like to take things apart. Anything. A car, a computer, dumping compiled code into object code to see how it works. Running network scans on my ISP to try and figure out why PMTUD on IPv6 is broken and I have to manually set an MTU of 1280 on my router… If you can think of something, I’ve probably done it.

Right now I am especially interested in embedded systems and networking, which is why it makes up so much of my content current, however, this may change at a moments notice. I like embedded systems because they still require an extreme amount of efficiency.

As for the style of computer user I am, I believe it can be summed up by a small list of view points:

  • My favourite processor is SPARC. This is followed by MIPS, AVR32, ARM, and last and certainly least, x86 and x64. The last x86 processor I actually liked was when Cyrix reverse engineered Intel’s Pentium via clean room engineering and produced a faster processor, which Intel then stole and made into the Pentium Pro.
  • I think microkernels are the golden standard of what should be implemented in an operating system design.
  • Modular kernels are the worst thing to ever happen to security. (I will be nice and not go into the fragmentation penalty.)
  • Dynamic linking is one of the worst things to ever happen to programming. (Library Symbol Versioning Hell)
  • SystemD is the worst thing to ever happen to Linux, and that’s saying something. (GNU is Not Usable)
  • In a past life, I was a developer for a source based linux distribution where I spent literally all of my time attempting to make linux packages build for Clang/LLVM and yelling at upstream for using GNU specific extensions.
  • DragonFlyBSD is the most exciting operating system of today.
  • NetBSD should be the standard of Embedded System Development.
  • GPL is just as bad, if not worse, than standard copyright.
  • GPLv3 is the single most terrifying thing to ever happen to GNU, and that is REALLY saying something.
  • “There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.” ~ C.A.R. Hoare.
  • It is highly likely that the days of good code are over, because when given the choice between easy and terrible (Java, Python, Ruby) versus hard but stable (LISP,C,Go) the entire computer science world has embraced the first.
  • I don’t believe that just because you have a 1TB Hard Drive that you can justify or allow a 16+ Gigabyte operating system.
  • I don’t believe just because you have CPU cycles you should waste them on abstraction compared to low level clean code.
  • I don’t believe that any program other than those handling data sets of over 512MB should EVER use 1GB or more of RAM.
  • SQL Databases are so horrible that the designer will get into heaven simply because the devil doesn’t have time to deal with that shit.
  • Git is the only sane version control software.

Last, but certainly not least:

  • Just because everyone uses a software, a software is easy, you are mandated to use a software, or the software/protocol is old does not mean you should live in a delusional world about how bad it is. (I’m looking at you, SSH.)

    “Zyradyl is a 72 year old male Bell Labs Employee trapped in the wrong body.” - Asaph